Species Facts

[Jason (King) Teneberes]

VAMPIRES
General info

• NO! Vampires do not sparkle in the sunlight. They only get weak.
  
  
• They can make their K-9's look human till feeding/threatening something/one.
  
  
• Vampires can sleep, they just don't need to. I mean, what better way to pass 2 or 3 hundred years better then sleeping?!
  
  
• Vampires can eat human food, but it does not make them full.
  
  
• Vampires. Why do I not see the word snake in that? Because they aren't. They can't spit their venom, it doesn't hurt other peoples eyes. So don't act like your a fucking human pepper spray. The only thing that'll blind them is your hairy ass. :3
  
  
• We do love you guys. But, two people are writing this, and like...we aren't the best people have in one house.
  
  
• These aren't so much rules as they are things that'll keep you alive. Zulu the Zebra and Emmett the Teddy Bear don't like people who act like they know everything. And they'll eat you.
  
  
• Their eyes glow red when hungry. Once full, it goes back to regular color. and NO it isn't "perfect golden brown" if they eat animal blood. Blood is blood. Get over it.
  
  
• If a vampire and a human, or a werewolf and a human, were to fight, who the fuck do you think would win? DING DING DING! The ones that are known for their strength, maybe? Werewolves, kick humans ass UNLESS they're distracted and you get away in a car or something. But seriously. That or spider-man. Fights between humans and werewolves have to be AGREED on by both players. AND if a vampire fights a werewolf, and the fight isn't already AGREED to who will win, then a mod or admin will look at the post and decide. Sorry. But thats how Tene eats a cookie slowly, fool.
  
  
• If born a vampire. Physical aging stops around seventeen to twenty.
  
  
• THIS ISN'T FREAKIN' TWILIGHT!
  
  

THE TURNING PROCESS

• The turning process isn't over instantly.....
  
  
• It's a very long and painful process.
  
  
• You don't get "magical powers" After you get turned.
  
  
• DO NOT think you can overthrow Teneberes, you little newborn, you!
  
  
• The "venom" doesn't spread. A "real" Vampires only leaves enough blood coursing through the body for you to live until....you become undead?
  
  
• When you wake up, you're hungry. And if they don't know what they are, they'll probably try to eat a bunch of human food to stop it. But that wont work, you silly little new borns! They wont find out it is a blood craving till close contact with a human. Then they wont know what will come over them and just attack the human. If they're dumb fucks, then they'll still not know whats going on. :33
  
  

WEREWOLVES:

• "Oh my juice! It's a full moon! Hide your children! The hairy humans coming!" < That. Isn't true. They change any time they want. Hollywood are fuckers who don't know shit. Thanks.
  
  
• Yes. If you transform, your clothes tear. But lets not pretend they magically vanish, k? And yes. When you transform back, you'll be butt ass naked.
  
  
• Vampires don't smell bad to werewolves, they just hate them. Think about it, they used to live together, who would live with a stench? geez.
  
  
• This is not fucking twilight, they don't "age slowly". They're just about as immortal as vampires.
  
  
• Twilight did get one thing right: Their hair grows, their fur grows. Simple.
  
  
• This isn't a rule, but we aren't Twilight haters, we just hate the people who can't tell a Twilight RPG from a Werewolf/Vamp/Human RPG. Sorry :3
  
  
• "Look mommy! Its a purple wolf!" WTF?! Seriously. No. Bad Bad. A No-No. Like, popped on the hand and sent to bed with no supper. Don't do it!
  
  
• Injuries in wolf form do hurt human form, but not as bad. They heal fast, so by the time they're humans again it is like a scratch. Broke bones = different. It takes about, eh, two days? Don't ask why! Do we look like doctors?!
  
  
• We love you. Not a rule, but still :3
  
  
• Werewolves. Vampires. Do they look the same? No. Are they spelt the same? No. Do they even like each other? Most of them..No. Werewolves don't crave human blood or flesh. They can hurt humans, and will, but they don't crave it. They're wolves. They crave animals. Duh.
  
  
• Like wolves, most of the pack don't feel too comfortable inviting strangers in that aren't born in the pack. Not that they wont, but they don't like it. And most the time, if anyone tries to challange the pack leader, AKA the King, then they will get killed. Sucks? Yes. Do I care if you don't like it? No.
  
  
• Vampires, Werewolves, Humans, Bunnies..ok, not Bunnies, but you get the point. They're born in the hospital. Sometimes, not, but most the time, yeah. Picture a screaming parasite the size of a watermelon pushing its way through the a tube and a whole the size of a lemon. Sound painful? It's because it is. Hospitals? They have these great things called pain killers. No matter what you are, you'll need it. Badly. Think this is gross? Ask me. I'll make it more graphic. :3
  
  
• They're born humans. They can phase at 10 and are normally puppies. A puppy normally changes to a dog like a normal one. Rare occasions, a teenager will still have a puppy looking wolf form (ask for this).
  
  
• Don't make Jacob. Please? I know. I know. He is utterly hot. But it'll be annoying. Taylor Lautner can be a PB, but don't make him Jacob. In fact, don't give him the name Jacob. That will get you hit. With...a vegetarian sausage. :3

HYBRIDS:

• You can have an hybrid, but ask first. We don't want a lot running around.
  
  
• Hybrids, because part human, have pulses. But are still some how immortal..
  
  
• The sun still makes them weak, but it takes longer.
  
  
• They still crave blood.
  
  
• Their aging stops at anywhere from 17-23.

HAVE FUN :3